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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

ask me if im a door yes

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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