knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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How do you make a car? You build it.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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