Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a platypus? Well, I don't think it's genetically possible by nature, but Turtpus is a pretty funny name.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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