- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Thats what she said

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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