Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

dyslexics of the world untie!

Badabing.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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