- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

An Aisian failed a test

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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