Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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White NBA players.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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