There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

I'm Polish.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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