- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

whats white jizz

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

roses are red violets are indigo

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

A man walks into a bar. Ow

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Who wants $300? Me too.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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