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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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