- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

why did the dad stop working on the roof he fell off

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

WOw you have no life

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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