- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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