Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

thumb_up thumb_down -12

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops