- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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