What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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