- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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