- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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