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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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