- Anti Joke

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

http://www.dafk.net/what/

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.