- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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