- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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