Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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