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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Politics

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

Call of Duty is a good game.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*