How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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