A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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Antoni Wilkinsin

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