What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Kevin and Ramin

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

haha black people :D

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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