Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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