What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

your mom gave me head.....phones

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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