- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Homonyms should be band.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What's your guys names?

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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