Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Get it? More.

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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my mind's eye?

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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