- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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