How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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