Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Lil Wayne's rapping career

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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