Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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