- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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