How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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