How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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