- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

pull my finger (farts)

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Please don't shoot me

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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