A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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How many Jews can you fit inside a car? Legally somewhere between 2 and 9 depending on seat belt availability and passenger space.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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