I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Kys

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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