Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

I hate blackniggers

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

your mom is so stupid she got raped

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

The GOV and the WHO?

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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