- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

This sentance contains three errers

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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