Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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Knock Knock CUM IN!

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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