why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

ure mama's so fat

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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