- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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