What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Half life 3 confirmed

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Christianity.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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