What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

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What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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