- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

penis. nuff said.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

roak

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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