- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

c-? men, C-men

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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