- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

Shltskc gw? G

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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