What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What's 9+10 Ebola

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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