Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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willam dafoe

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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