Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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