Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Kys

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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