Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Are you gay? No. Ok.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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