I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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