- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Bob Saget that is all

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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