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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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