A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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White NBA players.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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