If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Kys

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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