What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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