Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

How's the weather? Good.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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