- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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