- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Get some flipping new jokes people

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

Bob Saget that is all

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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