- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

A women in the kitchen.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

I don't believe in giraffes.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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