Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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