A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

A man walks into a vagina

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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