Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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dyslexic's Untie

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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