- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

I like the color potato.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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