- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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