Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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