- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Feminism

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

John Cena

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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