- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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