- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

you will like this because i am black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Feminism

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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