- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*