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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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