- Anti Joke

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.