Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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