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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

robin, get in the car.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Who invented apple? God

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

ask me if im a door yes

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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