Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

your mum

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's old and wrinkly? old people

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noah is a scrub jungle

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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