- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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