- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A van drives into a car.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

The truth is he loves her!!

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Why can't february march Because april may

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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