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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What do you call white trash Garbage

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

Why aren't there any black flesh-colored bandages? Good question.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

SUCK MY NUTS

the lemon was sweet.

What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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