- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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