- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Justin Beiber is a good singer

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Gretta has five legs? -no

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

I named my son ps2 controller

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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