Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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kill yourself

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

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Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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