Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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