- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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