- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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