Have you ever heard of a goose?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

my wife out of the kitchen

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

That's illegal What? Your mom

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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