- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

A women left the kitchen.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

i found waldo.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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