- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

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