- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Face Hunter is scum

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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