Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

A Mormon walks into a bar

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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