I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

antonio has a penis head.lol

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

2 black kids walk into school

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

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