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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

If life gives you lemonade.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

John Cena

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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