A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

whats my name? Matt

Jewwy Jewstein

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Your Mom

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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