- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A Mormon walks into a bar

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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