What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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