- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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