Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Poop

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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kathryn atkins

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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