- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew enters a mall.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

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