Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Trump will make America great again.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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