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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

A drunk guy walks into a car

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What is the difference between my right hand and my left hand? I used my right hand to stab your mother.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

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