- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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