- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Rebecca Black's career.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

read me write me

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Fine, ladies first.

Uh... What was emulating again?

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