- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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