- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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