- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Neil is a reterd.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

why dont they make black forks

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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