Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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