how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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