- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

women's rights

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

KOOKABURRA

The EPA.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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