there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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