Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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