What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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