what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

You know whats funny? Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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