- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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